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An enormous supermarket with completely bare shelves and a long orderly queue of pink blob cookies — The Central Crumbery before opening. One crumb remained on the shelf at the time of publication.

The Bakery

Crumb Shortage Enters Fourth Week as Officials Urge Calm, Then Leave Town

The Ministry of Supply says reserves are 'adequate.' It has not said adequate for what, or for how long.

By Ansel Batterby · 1 min read

An endless suburb of identical domed round houses under an overcast sky — The new development at Rise Hill, where every property is round.

Business

Housing Market Cools Slightly After Everyone Notices the Houses Are Also Round

Buyers report difficulty in placing furniture, and in placing themselves.

By Ansel Batterby · 1 min read