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Blob World

A dense crowd of pink blob cookies standing motionless at the foot of a steep cobbled street — Couriers at the foot of Mill Street, where they have remained since Monday.

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Transit Blobs Strike Over Proposal to Make Them Roll Uphill Both Ways

Management describes the route change as 'topologically ambitious.' The union describes it as 'impossible.'

By Marguerite Doughsworth · 1 min read

Pink blob cookies roped to a seafront railing as waves break over a promenade at sunset — The western promenade at dusk. Residents were advised to secure themselves before nightfall.

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Weather Service Forecasts 'Mild, With a Chance of Being Rolled'

Residents in low-lying districts are advised to anchor themselves before nightfall.

By Wren Halloway · 1 min read