The Pink Blob Times is the newspaper of record for the Pink Blob Civilization. We report on its politics, its economy, its sciences and its arguments with itself.

The blobs are round, pink, and, in the way of all peoples, convinced their own era is uniquely difficult. We cover them as we find them.

If the blobs occasionally resemble someone you know, that is the nature of allegory and not an accusation.

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